timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

Or just wanting to be your friend

(via tortillah)

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

(via tortillah)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut

(via thatssoaustin)

flowerco:

do you see this picture? this is my favorite picture out of all the pictures I have ever seen in my entire life. there’s a dog who looks LIT AS FUCK and he’s like dribking SODFA and we don’t even kbow that it soda it could be vodka or prune juibce or maye even PISS but we don’t know all that we know is that this dog is cooler than all of us.

flowerco:

do you see this picture? this is my favorite picture out of all the pictures I have ever seen in my entire life. there’s a dog who looks LIT AS FUCK and he’s like dribking SODFA and we don’t even kbow that it soda it could be vodka or prune juibce or maye even PISS but we don’t know all that we know is that this dog is cooler than all of us.

(via mcporno)

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

(via mcdoogle)